1 00:03:13,404 --> 00:03:15,634 Get away! Get away! No! 2 00:03:15,706 --> 00:03:17,867 Go on away! Go on away! 3 00:03:17,942 --> 00:03:19,307 Here, boy, here. 4 00:03:20,044 --> 00:03:22,137 What's the matter? 5 00:03:22,213 --> 00:03:24,738 Dr. Terwilliker, what happened? 6 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:27,473 What's going on around here? 7 00:03:27,551 --> 00:03:30,918 Dreaming again. I can't leave the room for five minutes. 8 00:03:30,988 --> 00:03:34,981 -What were you dreaming about this time? -I was being chased by men with nets. 9 00:03:35,059 --> 00:03:37,960 Nets. Why can't you dream about practicing the piano? 10 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,630 I'll try. 11 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:44,566 Don't you realize if you don't practice you'll never become a concert pianist? 12 00:03:44,635 --> 00:03:46,068 Practice makes perfect. 13 00:03:46,136 --> 00:03:47,797 I'm trying to practice. 14 00:03:47,871 --> 00:03:53,070 One month to learn that before I present all my pupils in a grand concert. 15 00:03:53,143 --> 00:03:56,738 I'm not going to let one dreary little boy humiliate me. Do you understand? 16 00:03:56,814 --> 00:03:59,840 I don't think the piano's my instrument. 17 00:04:00,851 --> 00:04:03,217 What other instruments are there, pray tell? 18 00:04:03,287 --> 00:04:05,949 Scratchy violins? Screechy piccolos? 19 00:04:06,023 --> 00:04:09,424 Nauseating trumpets? et cetera, et cetera! 20 00:04:09,493 --> 00:04:11,427 We'll make a Paderewski of you yet. 21 00:04:11,495 --> 00:04:12,587 Who? 22 00:04:13,464 --> 00:04:15,796 - Paderewski. - Oh. 23 00:04:15,866 --> 00:04:18,858 Now, I want you to practice and practice and practice... 24 00:04:18,936 --> 00:04:20,836 until you are perfect. 25 00:04:20,904 --> 00:04:23,168 Good day, young man. 26 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:35,714 Well, that's my problem. 27 00:04:35,786 --> 00:04:38,118 Dr. Terwilliker's the only enemy I've got. 28 00:04:39,123 --> 00:04:41,853 I can't think of one nice thing to say about him... 29 00:04:41,925 --> 00:04:43,449 because there isn't any. 30 00:04:43,527 --> 00:04:44,858 Bart, darling! 31 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:48,523 That's my mother. I like her. 32 00:04:48,599 --> 00:04:51,124 I try to be everything she wants me to be... 33 00:04:51,201 --> 00:04:53,863 particularly since my father died. 34 00:04:53,937 --> 00:04:57,703 But, boy, she's as hipped on the piano as Dr. Terwilliker. 35 00:04:59,443 --> 00:05:00,876 Watch. 36 00:05:07,651 --> 00:05:10,142 Is that as loud as you can play? 37 00:05:13,324 --> 00:05:15,849 Now, now, sweetheart, not that loud. 38 00:05:19,396 --> 00:05:21,330 And not that soft. 39 00:05:21,398 --> 00:05:23,593 Bart, I hate to hound you. 40 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:27,831 I know you think I'm a slave driver, but you really are missing the beats. 41 00:05:27,905 --> 00:05:30,373 Like Dr. Terwilliker says in the book- 42 00:05:30,441 --> 00:05:34,901 Ten little dancing maidens dancing, oh, so fine 43 00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:38,675 Ten happy little fingers and they're mine, all mine 44 00:05:39,283 --> 00:05:40,250 They're mine 45 00:05:40,317 --> 00:05:41,477 They're mine 46 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:43,747 Now, isn't that just fine 47 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,051 Not three, not five 48 00:05:46,123 --> 00:05:48,284 Not seven and not nine 49 00:05:48,359 --> 00:05:51,192 But ten, all dancing straight in line 50 00:05:54,298 --> 00:05:55,890 And all of them 51 00:05:55,966 --> 00:05:57,456 Are mine, mine, mine 52 00:05:57,534 --> 00:06:00,128 Yes, they are mine, all mine 53 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,801 That's better. Now you have it. 54 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:08,502 I'll get it! 55 00:06:08,579 --> 00:06:10,206 Bart! 56 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,714 I'll get it. I'll get it. 57 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:20,116 Oh, Peggy. 58 00:06:21,392 --> 00:06:25,624 Ten little dancing maidens dancing, oh, so fine 59 00:06:25,696 --> 00:06:29,689 Ten happy little fingers and they're mine, all mine 60 00:06:29,767 --> 00:06:30,825 They're mine 61 00:06:30,901 --> 00:06:31,925 They're mine 62 00:06:32,002 --> 00:06:34,095 Now, isn't that just fine 63 00:06:34,171 --> 00:06:36,264 Not three, not five 64 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,433 Not seven and not nine 65 00:06:38,509 --> 00:06:42,343 But ten all dancing straight in line 66 00:06:42,413 --> 00:06:45,348 And all of them are mine, mine, mine 67 00:06:45,416 --> 00:06:47,646 Yes, they are mine, all mine 68 00:06:47,718 --> 00:06:49,345 That's Bart you hear. 69 00:06:50,454 --> 00:06:52,479 Still hates it like poison. 70 00:06:55,192 --> 00:06:57,558 Sometimes I think that Dr. Terwilliker... 71 00:06:57,628 --> 00:07:00,096 has my mother hypnotized. 72 00:07:00,164 --> 00:07:02,257 Holy mackerel, I bet you that she- 73 00:07:06,403 --> 00:07:10,339 That noise you hear is my friend, Mr. Zabladowski, the plumber. 74 00:07:10,407 --> 00:07:12,602 He knows all about the piano. 75 00:07:12,676 --> 00:07:15,611 He's afraid to say so in front of my mother. 76 00:07:17,247 --> 00:07:20,774 He thinks Dr. Terwilliker is a real racketeer. 77 00:07:24,855 --> 00:07:26,789 Double phony. 78 00:07:32,362 --> 00:07:35,525 Don't give me any more trouble. Your job is pianos, my job is sinks. 79 00:07:35,599 --> 00:07:38,625 Tell me, is Dr. Terwilliker really a racketeer? 80 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:43,038 Did you tell him Dr. Terwilliker was a racketeer? 81 00:07:43,106 --> 00:07:44,539 Oh, I did not. 82 00:07:46,076 --> 00:07:47,236 Keys, darling. 83 00:07:49,112 --> 00:07:52,809 Now look here, you may be the very best plumber in town... 84 00:07:52,883 --> 00:07:57,320 but when it comes to piano lessons, I hardly think you qualify as an expert. 85 00:07:57,387 --> 00:07:59,878 I'm not trying to qualify as anything. 86 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,016 You certainly aren't helping me maintain discipline. 87 00:08:02,092 --> 00:08:05,220 It's not easy to bring up a boy without a father. 88 00:08:05,295 --> 00:08:07,729 I realize that. And maybe you're right. 89 00:08:07,798 --> 00:08:11,859 Maybe even if he never learns the piano, maybe the discipline's good for him. 90 00:08:11,935 --> 00:08:13,197 Maybe. 91 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:15,067 There are no maybes about it. 92 00:08:15,138 --> 00:08:17,698 I assure you, I know what's good for him. 93 00:08:17,774 --> 00:08:22,268 He'll learn to play that piano if I have to keep him at that keyboard forever. 94 00:08:22,346 --> 00:08:23,779 Forever? 95 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:29,475 Dr. Terwilliker says I gotta practice. 96 00:08:29,553 --> 00:08:31,851 Practice makes perfect. 97 00:08:57,347 --> 00:09:00,441 Practice makes perfect. 98 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:20,421 Not bad. 99 00:10:20,497 --> 00:10:21,896 But not good. 100 00:10:21,965 --> 00:10:24,456 That's still not loud enough, not fast enough. 101 00:10:24,534 --> 00:10:26,468 Rhythm's still off. Still misses the beats. 102 00:10:26,536 --> 00:10:29,061 - What? - It takes time. 103 00:10:29,139 --> 00:10:30,504 It takes years. 104 00:10:30,574 --> 00:10:33,509 Sometimes it actually does take forever. 105 00:10:33,577 --> 00:10:34,976 What? 106 00:10:35,045 --> 00:10:38,481 My little watch tells me that's all we can hope to do today. 107 00:10:38,548 --> 00:10:41,881 Tomorrow, however- Oh, tomorrow, what a day. 108 00:10:41,952 --> 00:10:45,217 - At 6:00 a.m., the others will arrive. - What others? 109 00:10:46,723 --> 00:10:49,988 You don't think I built this great piano just for you. 110 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:53,655 Have you no concept that I am on the eve of my greatest triumph? 111 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:58,997 Tomorrow, I will fulfill the dream of my lifetime. 112 00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:00,366 Tomorrow... 113 00:11:00,437 --> 00:11:04,533 the Terwilliker institute- my "happy finger" institute- 114 00:11:04,608 --> 00:11:08,510 Tomorrow, we will celebrate the official grand opening. 115 00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:13,606 Tomorrow, down below me I will have 500 little boys. 116 00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:16,517 Five thousand little fingers. 117 00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:18,816 And they'll be mine, all mine. 118 00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:22,416 Practicing 2 4 hours a day... 119 00:11:22,492 --> 00:11:26,360 365 days a year! 120 00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:29,228 I don't believe it! This is crazy! 121 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,898 Who are you to tell me what is crazy? 122 00:11:32,969 --> 00:11:34,903 Away! Go back to your cell. 123 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:38,702 And put on your official Terwilliker beanie. 124 00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,615 "Happy fingers"? 125 00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:50,411 Here! 126 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,850 Sport! Sporty! 127 00:12:41,538 --> 00:12:44,473 Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. 128 00:12:56,686 --> 00:12:58,620 Bartholomew Collins! 129 00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:02,215 The years you spend with Dr. Terwilliker... 130 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:05,728 will be the happiest years of your life. 131 00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:09,027 But if you get homesick, don't try to escape. 132 00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:12,796 The barbed wire around the Terwilliker Institute... 133 00:13:12,869 --> 00:13:15,303 is electrified! 134 00:13:24,381 --> 00:13:26,076 Mr. Zabladowski! 135 00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:32,213 - Please, Bart. I'm a very busy plumber. - What are you doing here? 136 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,416 What I'm always doing- putting in sinks. 137 00:13:34,491 --> 00:13:35,981 - For what? - That's obvious. 138 00:13:36,059 --> 00:13:38,323 Before Terwilliker can open this institute... 139 00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:40,659 he's got to make the whole joint sanitary. 140 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,426 Got to have the proper sinkage for 500 kids. 141 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,559 That's my department... 142 00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:47,227 and that's your cell. 143 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:54,433 I gotta get outta here. 144 00:13:54,511 --> 00:13:57,446 Relax. Don't take these little things so seriously. 145 00:13:57,514 --> 00:14:00,415 - After all, since your mother's here- - My mother's here? 146 00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:03,714 That's a silly question. You know very well she's in the number two spot. 147 00:14:03,787 --> 00:14:05,448 The number two spot? 148 00:14:05,522 --> 00:14:08,923 Second in charge of the whole "happy finger" racket. 149 00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:12,194 My ma couldn't be mixed up in any racket. 150 00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,796 Look, partner, I hate to speak badly about mothers. 151 00:14:15,866 --> 00:14:19,267 After all, motherhood is the noblest institution in our land. 152 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:24,569 But the fact remains that your ma is number two at headquarters right now. 153 00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:28,139 She wouldn't keep me in a place like this. 154 00:14:28,211 --> 00:14:30,645 - I gotta see her. - I wouldn't advise it. 155 00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:32,739 - You'll never make it. - I can try. 156 00:14:33,483 --> 00:14:35,075 Well, I wouldn't try. 157 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:39,611 I know. All you'd ever try for is time and a half for overtime. 158 00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:18,621 Terwilliker Institute. Collins speaking. 159 00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:21,289 Yes, madam, the official grand opening is tomorrow morning. 160 00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:24,356 Your son will be picked up by bus at 5:00 a.m. sharp. 161 00:15:25,101 --> 00:15:26,568 Collins speaking. 162 00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:28,695 No, madam, most definitely not. 163 00:15:28,772 --> 00:15:31,434 Your son will not be allowed to bring his baseball. 164 00:15:31,508 --> 00:15:35,342 Dr. Terwilliker does not believe in baseballs, golf balls or tennis balls... 165 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:38,813 Ping-Pong balls, snowballs, croquet balls or hockey pucks. 166 00:15:38,882 --> 00:15:41,316 Dr. Terwilliker believes only in the piano. 167 00:15:42,285 --> 00:15:44,219 Now see here, you beanie makers. 168 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:47,723 This final batch just isn't up to snuff. Take a look at those fingers. 169 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,987 Would you say they were happy fingers? 170 00:15:51,061 --> 00:15:54,758 They should be gay, carefree, happy fingers. 171 00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:57,197 Fix them, if you have to stay up all night. 172 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,529 Mom! 173 00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:10,035 Why are you standing there with that null-and-void expression? 174 00:16:11,114 --> 00:16:13,048 No, don't tell me. 175 00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:16,950 I know the workings of your mind, Mrs. Collins. 176 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,215 You've been thinking of your son again. 177 00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:22,417 How many times must I tell you to burn that picture? 178 00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:26,258 You've room in your life but for one picture. My picture, Mrs. Collins! 179 00:16:26,329 --> 00:16:28,263 Your future husband! 180 00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:32,028 Have I not graciously condescended to take your hand in marriage tomorrow... 181 00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:35,435 immediately following the official grand opening? 182 00:16:39,943 --> 00:16:41,877 Sergeant Lunk reporting to headquarters. 183 00:16:41,945 --> 00:16:44,072 Cell number one- the boy is not in it. 184 00:16:44,147 --> 00:16:47,173 The boy is not in it? Well, search for him! Find him! 185 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,684 Yes, sir, Dr. Terwilliker, sir. 186 00:16:53,323 --> 00:16:56,087 Your son. And you said he could be trusted. 187 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:59,492 Tonight of all nights, the very night before my institute opens... 188 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,894 and your son dares to flaunt my authority. 189 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:05,423 So he doesn't like the neat, clean, comfortable cell I've given him, eh? 190 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:08,437 Very well. From now on, he doesn't have to sleep there. 191 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:12,737 From now on, Mrs. Collins, your boy sleeps in the dungeons! 192 00:17:15,879 --> 00:17:17,608 Mrs. Collins... 193 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,945 turn on searchlights number one to fifty, inclusive! 194 00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:27,920 Pursuit Squadron A! Where in thunderation are you? 195 00:17:27,991 --> 00:17:30,016 We're working north, sir... 196 00:17:30,093 --> 00:17:32,561 from the barbed wire on the south side. 197 00:17:32,629 --> 00:17:33,561 Good. 198 00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:36,955 Where's Pursuit Squadron B? 199 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,625 We're working south, sir... 200 00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:41,261 from the barbed wire on the north side. 201 00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:46,441 Mrs. Collins, searchlights 50 to 90, inclusive! 202 00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:53,411 Twin guards! Where are you? 203 00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:55,178 Judson! Whitney! 204 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,515 We're down here, sir, searching the piano. 205 00:17:57,587 --> 00:18:01,353 Idiots! The piano would be the last place he would hide! 206 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:06,361 Search the alleys! Beat the bushes! Comb the turrets! Shake the trees! 207 00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,507 That boy might be anywhere. 208 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,916 He might even be in this building. 209 00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:33,183 Mrs. Collins, light this building! 210 00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:35,850 Pull manifold switch 102! 211 00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:15,659 No, Sport! Sport, no! Go away! Go on! 212 00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:50,885 Fine. 213 00:21:57,593 --> 00:21:59,527 Am I glad to see you. 214 00:21:59,595 --> 00:22:02,029 Get out of there. You scared me. 215 00:22:02,098 --> 00:22:04,692 What are you doing? Simmer down. What's up? 216 00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:06,234 - They're after me. - Who? 217 00:22:06,302 --> 00:22:08,566 - Practically everybody. - Well, I'm not. 218 00:22:08,638 --> 00:22:12,506 - I'm in terrible trouble. - So? Everyone gets into trouble. 219 00:22:12,575 --> 00:22:16,067 Everyone in the world. The king of Persia sometimes gets into trouble. 220 00:22:16,145 --> 00:22:19,410 But the king of Persia, does he come crawling out of my air vent? Not at all. 221 00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:22,007 The king of Persia, he stays in Persia. 222 00:22:22,085 --> 00:22:24,679 But it's my ma. Dr. Terwilliker's got her. 223 00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:27,689 You should see the things that go on. I need your help. 224 00:22:27,757 --> 00:22:29,691 My heart bleeds for you... 225 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:33,388 but if I don't get these sinks installed in the cells, I don't get paid. 226 00:22:33,463 --> 00:22:35,590 You're not going to help me? 227 00:22:36,466 --> 00:22:39,060 You would get involved if you knew the truth. 228 00:22:39,135 --> 00:22:41,899 - What truth? - The truth about my mother. 229 00:22:41,971 --> 00:22:46,305 She's in a terrible fix. Dr. Terwilliker's got her buffaloed. 230 00:22:46,376 --> 00:22:49,539 I am entirely too busy to sit around and talk about buffaloes. 231 00:22:49,612 --> 00:22:53,571 - But you're my only hope. -just give up hope right here and now. 232 00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:58,486 Boy, I'd hate to have you for a father. 233 00:22:59,555 --> 00:23:01,546 What makes you think I'd want to be your father? 234 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,653 My mother's going to marry Dr. Terwilliker. 235 00:23:04,727 --> 00:23:06,319 Congratulations. 236 00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,822 He's even worse than you are. 237 00:23:08,898 --> 00:23:12,334 Well, children seldom have a choice of parents... 238 00:23:12,402 --> 00:23:14,768 and that, perhaps, is a good thing too. 239 00:23:15,705 --> 00:23:19,334 If kids had their way, practically no parents would be born at all. 240 00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:31,046 - What are you doing? - Rowing a boat. 241 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,281 - What for? - I'm going fishing. 242 00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:36,891 They're gonna drop a net over you. 243 00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:43,592 - Now what are you doing? -just casting. 244 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,156 For big-mouth bass. 245 00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:47,327 Okay, okay, for big-mouth bass. 246 00:23:48,404 --> 00:23:50,565 If you're gonna cast, cast right. 247 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:54,576 Move over. First, reel in your line. You've got entirely too much slack. 248 00:23:54,644 --> 00:23:58,011 Once you get it in, pick it up and flick it like a baseball. See? 249 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,514 Look at that fish jump! 250 00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:02,778 He's a whopper. Now watch this delicate maneuver. 251 00:24:02,852 --> 00:24:05,218 - I got him! - You got him! You got him! 252 00:24:05,288 --> 00:24:07,222 Don't yank him! You'll lose him! 253 00:24:07,290 --> 00:24:11,090 You're letting your line get tangled! You're gonna get snagged! 254 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,594 A Zabladowski never gets snagged. Take it easy. 255 00:24:13,663 --> 00:24:16,427 Partner, get the net. 256 00:24:16,499 --> 00:24:19,366 Take it easy. You'll tip over the boat. 257 00:24:19,435 --> 00:24:21,369 Put it underneath it. There! 258 00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:27,976 Get a load of that beautiful bass. Weighs 7 pounds if it weighs an ounce. 259 00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:31,571 - Now I'll have to clean the darn thing. - Don't worry, I'll clean it. 260 00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:36,084 - Relax. I'll row you back to camp. - I can handle my share of the work. 261 00:24:36,152 --> 00:24:38,313 I'll take care of the oars. 262 00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:43,525 You be the captain, I'll be the crew. 263 00:24:56,906 --> 00:24:59,841 Think I'll just coast for a while. 264 00:25:07,116 --> 00:25:11,075 Dream stuff,dream stuff 265 00:25:11,153 --> 00:25:14,247 Funny thing about this dream stuff 266 00:25:15,591 --> 00:25:18,253 First it's there 267 00:25:19,328 --> 00:25:22,695 Then nowhere 268 00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:26,633 Dream stuff,dream stuff 269 00:25:26,702 --> 00:25:30,570 Ever fleeting, ever shifting 270 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,132 Yet we could keep it from drifting 271 00:25:35,211 --> 00:25:38,203 If we'd only dare 272 00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:41,712 Grasp that world 273 00:25:41,784 --> 00:25:45,117 You've been to 274 00:25:45,187 --> 00:25:48,850 Carry it right into 275 00:25:48,925 --> 00:25:52,452 Bright blue day 276 00:25:54,697 --> 00:25:56,665 Feel it 277 00:25:56,732 --> 00:25:58,893 Seal it 278 00:25:58,968 --> 00:26:03,928 Don't let anybody steal it 279 00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:08,033 Most of all, keep any doubt away 280 00:26:09,211 --> 00:26:14,239 Then you can make it stay 281 00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:37,034 Dream stuff,dream stuff 282 00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:41,475 Ever fleeting, ever shifting 283 00:26:41,544 --> 00:26:45,480 Yet we could keep it from drifting 284 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:49,608 If we'd only dare 285 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:53,885 Grasp that world 286 00:26:53,956 --> 00:26:57,255 You've been to 287 00:26:57,326 --> 00:27:01,228 Carry it right into 288 00:27:01,297 --> 00:27:04,698 Bright blue day 289 00:27:08,304 --> 00:27:10,738 Feel it 290 00:27:10,806 --> 00:27:13,138 Seal it 291 00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:18,613 Don't let anybody steal it 292 00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:25,454 Most of all, keep any doubt away 293 00:27:26,722 --> 00:27:28,553 Then you can 294 00:27:28,624 --> 00:27:34,494 Make it stay 295 00:27:44,507 --> 00:27:46,839 Yeah, I know what happens now. 296 00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:49,844 In the middle of the night you'll start sneezing, then coughing. 297 00:27:49,912 --> 00:27:53,848 You may even come down with pneumonia. At a time like this, with no penicillin. 298 00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,907 This doesn't make sense. The fishing trip is off. 299 00:27:55,985 --> 00:27:58,385 - You're not gonna help me? - No, I'm not. 300 00:27:58,454 --> 00:28:01,287 - But my mother's a prisoner. - I don't believe it. 301 00:28:01,357 --> 00:28:02,790 Look, Mr. Zabladowski... 302 00:28:02,858 --> 00:28:05,292 I promise not to disturb you anymore. 303 00:28:05,361 --> 00:28:07,295 I promise to stay out of your hair. 304 00:28:07,363 --> 00:28:12,596 I promise to do anything you want me to, if you'll just go and take a look. 305 00:28:14,303 --> 00:28:16,567 You are a sly... 306 00:28:16,639 --> 00:28:19,472 deceiving, scheming little coot. 307 00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:22,978 So I'll "just go and take a look." 308 00:28:27,116 --> 00:28:30,313 Come on. You want to be a hero. Come on. 309 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:43,325 As soon as we get there, we'll rush in, grab her and carry her away to safety. 310 00:28:43,399 --> 00:28:45,867 Relax. I'll take a look, like I promised. 311 00:28:45,935 --> 00:28:49,166 But you'll stay here, and you'll behave yourself. 312 00:28:59,815 --> 00:29:01,749 She doesn't look like a prisoner. 313 00:29:01,817 --> 00:29:03,614 But she is. 314 00:29:03,686 --> 00:29:05,677 All right, I'll go ask her. 315 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:10,785 Wow. 316 00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:23,000 Say, Dr. Terwilliker- 317 00:31:00,002 --> 00:31:02,800 - Where'd you study? - I just picked it up. 318 00:31:02,872 --> 00:31:06,103 Why try to put the whammy on me? I just came up here to take a look. 319 00:31:06,175 --> 00:31:08,166 Now that you've had your look, begone. 320 00:31:08,244 --> 00:31:10,542 Whatever your duties in my institute may be... 321 00:31:10,613 --> 00:31:13,207 return to your post and resume your labors. 322 00:31:13,282 --> 00:31:18,219 No, I won't. I've come to the conclusion that I'm not putting in any more sinks. 323 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:22,022 But, dear Mr. Zabladowski, you must. 324 00:31:22,091 --> 00:31:26,960 Without sinks, the county sink inspector won't certify the place as sanitary. 325 00:31:27,029 --> 00:31:29,327 And we won't be able to open tomorrow. 326 00:31:29,398 --> 00:31:32,060 That's perfectly all right with me. Good-bye. 327 00:31:32,134 --> 00:31:35,467 Please. I'm sure it's all been a mistake. 328 00:31:35,537 --> 00:31:38,335 Dear Dr. Terwilliker thought you were an intruder. 329 00:31:38,407 --> 00:31:40,898 It was a case of mistaken identity. 330 00:31:40,976 --> 00:31:43,001 Wasn't it, Dr. Terwilliker? 331 00:31:43,078 --> 00:31:44,568 Of course, dear boy. 332 00:31:44,647 --> 00:31:46,979 Whether you know it or not... 333 00:31:47,049 --> 00:31:49,984 you are a cog in this great operation. 334 00:31:50,052 --> 00:31:52,987 I'm no cog. I don't even like the sound of it. 335 00:31:53,055 --> 00:31:55,990 I am an independent contractor. 336 00:31:56,058 --> 00:31:58,356 Well, let me put it this way. 337 00:31:58,427 --> 00:32:00,827 You're a key man and a valuable ally. 338 00:32:00,896 --> 00:32:03,558 A big wheel within all my wheels. 339 00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:07,261 You, if I may say so, alone, of all my people... 340 00:32:07,336 --> 00:32:08,963 are the... 341 00:32:09,038 --> 00:32:10,505 indispensable man. 342 00:32:10,572 --> 00:32:14,770 Well, that's probably true, but I'm still not satisfied. 343 00:32:14,843 --> 00:32:17,573 -I've heard rumors about your operation. -Rumors? 344 00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:18,977 Scuttlebutt! 345 00:32:19,048 --> 00:32:21,482 I can tell you all about the rumors. 346 00:32:22,584 --> 00:32:24,211 I'm a villain. 347 00:32:24,286 --> 00:32:25,878 I'm a loathsome... 348 00:32:27,756 --> 00:32:29,451 racketeer. 349 00:32:29,525 --> 00:32:32,187 This money you see before you... 350 00:32:32,261 --> 00:32:35,697 I've stolen it from the pocketbooks... 351 00:32:35,764 --> 00:32:37,994 of unsuspecting mothers. 352 00:32:38,067 --> 00:32:39,659 Filthy... 353 00:32:39,735 --> 00:32:41,168 lying... 354 00:32:42,237 --> 00:32:43,966 rumors! 355 00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:46,337 This is a problem that every great man faces. 356 00:32:46,408 --> 00:32:50,139 The rumors of corruption that breeds in high places. 357 00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:53,579 Rumors seeking to discredit my noble aims. 358 00:32:53,649 --> 00:32:56,777 And now these rumors have crept into my own house... 359 00:32:56,852 --> 00:33:00,083 vilifying and besmirching my honesty... 360 00:33:01,623 --> 00:33:03,488 my fair name... 361 00:33:03,559 --> 00:33:05,550 my integrity. 362 00:33:05,627 --> 00:33:09,393 You talk a lot, but I don't know how much you say. 363 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:15,101 There's nothing to these silly rumors. 364 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:19,368 The sole purpose of our endeavor is the musical betterment of American youth. 365 00:33:19,441 --> 00:33:22,035 The way you put it, it doesn't sound so bad. 366 00:33:22,111 --> 00:33:26,104 Oh, you're a sensitive, intelligent and highly creative person. 367 00:33:26,181 --> 00:33:29,639 Let's talk this over. I'm sure we can get together. 368 00:33:29,718 --> 00:33:32,653 I've still got my doubts. Serious doubts. 369 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:36,651 Make yourself comfortable. Relax. 370 00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:39,694 Have a smoke. Have a cigar. 371 00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:43,464 Don't mind if I do. 372 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,599 Something to eat? 373 00:33:46,935 --> 00:33:49,870 Hot cakes, layer cakes, fish cakes, peanut brittle... 374 00:33:49,938 --> 00:33:52,236 the blue plate special or chicken pot pie. 375 00:33:52,307 --> 00:33:54,275 I don't mind if I do. 376 00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:56,277 Something to drink? 377 00:33:57,913 --> 00:34:01,144 Schnapps, sake, slivovitz, Schwepps... 378 00:34:01,216 --> 00:34:04,117 tequila, turtle tears or just plain cocoa. 379 00:34:04,186 --> 00:34:06,279 - I have no objection. - Oh, but wait. 380 00:34:06,355 --> 00:34:09,813 For such a distinguished guest, the pride of our cellars. 381 00:34:09,892 --> 00:34:12,656 Vintage pickle juice. 382 00:34:18,033 --> 00:34:20,593 From our very own pickle vineyards. 383 00:34:20,669 --> 00:34:23,365 Just whiff that bouquet. 384 00:34:23,439 --> 00:34:24,929 Cheers. 385 00:34:33,782 --> 00:34:36,216 - Shall we dance? - Don't mind if I do. 386 00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:39,220 Come on It's time we got together 387 00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:40,983 'Cause it's get-together weather 388 00:34:41,056 --> 00:34:44,321 And in get-together weather together is just what we got to get 389 00:34:44,393 --> 00:34:46,486 Come on The weatherman's insisting 390 00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,359 This is weather beyond resisting 391 00:34:48,430 --> 00:34:50,022 This is get-together weather 392 00:34:50,099 --> 00:34:52,090 Together is just what we got to get 393 00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:54,135 What wonderful weather to go on an outing 394 00:34:54,203 --> 00:34:56,068 What wonderful weather to run around shouting 395 00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:58,038 What wonderful weather for love to be sprouting 396 00:34:58,107 --> 00:35:00,041 It's mighty fine weather I hope that it stays 397 00:35:00,109 --> 00:35:01,770 What glorious weather for zipping and zooming 398 00:35:01,844 --> 00:35:03,675 What glorious weather for hearts to be blooming 399 00:35:03,745 --> 00:35:05,645 What glorious weather for briding and grooming 400 00:35:05,714 --> 00:35:07,648 It's mighty fine weather we're having these days 401 00:35:10,853 --> 00:35:12,946 Come on The weatherman's reporting 402 00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:14,716 That the weather's right for sporting 403 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:16,519 And for love and assorted courting 404 00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:18,685 Together is just what we got to get 405 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,591 What marvelous weather for cooing and billing 406 00:35:20,662 --> 00:35:22,493 For yodeling, warbling gargling, trilling 407 00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:24,429 What marvelous weather for dally-down-dilling 408 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,297 What marvelous weather Hey, hey, what a day 409 00:35:26,368 --> 00:35:28,199 What fabulous weather for loping and leaping 410 00:35:28,270 --> 00:35:30,135 What fabulous weather for bipping and beeping 411 00:35:30,205 --> 00:35:31,934 For schnipping and schnupping and schnooping and schneeping 412 00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:34,441 What fabulous weather Oy vey, what a day 413 00:35:37,312 --> 00:35:39,280 Come on The weatherman's announcing 414 00:35:39,348 --> 00:35:41,179 That the weather's right for flouncing 415 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,047 And for b-b-b-b-b-bouncing 416 00:35:43,118 --> 00:35:44,710 This is get-together weather 417 00:35:44,786 --> 00:35:47,721 Together is just what we got to get 418 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:40,642 Come on The weatherman's announcing 419 00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:42,301 That the weather's right for flouncing 420 00:36:42,377 --> 00:36:44,106 And for b-b-b-b-b-bouncing 421 00:36:44,179 --> 00:36:45,669 This is get-together weather 422 00:36:45,747 --> 00:36:48,978 Together is just what we got 423 00:36:49,051 --> 00:36:52,020 To get 424 00:36:54,523 --> 00:36:57,390 Well, that was a pleasant little interlude. 425 00:36:57,459 --> 00:37:00,053 Now get back to your work, Mr. Zabladowski. 426 00:37:00,128 --> 00:37:02,062 Thanks, Doctor. I had a very good time. 427 00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:04,121 You can count on me, sir. 428 00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:05,928 Cigar? 429 00:37:06,001 --> 00:37:07,935 Good-bye, Mrs. Collins. 430 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,766 Mrs. Collins, get me the physics laboratory. 431 00:37:13,842 --> 00:37:15,275 Yes, sir. 432 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:22,841 One moment, please. 433 00:37:22,918 --> 00:37:24,351 Physics laboratory. 434 00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:30,481 When the plumber Zabladowski has installed the last sink... 435 00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:32,254 I want him disintegrated. 436 00:37:33,095 --> 00:37:35,586 I want you to disintegrate him slowly. 437 00:37:35,664 --> 00:37:39,896 I want him to suffer, atom by atom. 438 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:41,401 At dawn. 439 00:37:45,407 --> 00:37:47,967 Mrs. Collins, you had better come with me. 440 00:37:48,043 --> 00:37:52,571 You're beginning to build up an immunity to my little hypnotic trances. 441 00:37:54,383 --> 00:37:57,045 I think you'd better spend tonight... 442 00:37:57,119 --> 00:37:59,383 in your lock-me-tight. 443 00:37:59,454 --> 00:38:02,890 - Please, Dr. Terwilliker. - There's too much at stake. 444 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:06,951 There'll be no further liaisons tonight with the plumber Zabladowski. 445 00:38:20,008 --> 00:38:22,704 You. You get out of my life. You lied to me. 446 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,712 - I did not. - You did so. 447 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,714 There's nothing wrong with that Dr. Terwilliker. 448 00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:30,878 He's daffy at times, but he sets a fine table and gave me this excellent cigar. 449 00:38:30,952 --> 00:38:32,544 But how about my mother? 450 00:38:32,621 --> 00:38:35,749 Say, there is a beautiful woman. And as soon as I get the sinks in- 451 00:38:35,824 --> 00:38:38,156 You were tricked, Mr. Zabladowski. 452 00:38:38,226 --> 00:38:40,387 Sure, I was tricked. You tricked me. 453 00:38:40,462 --> 00:38:44,762 But I have terrible news for you- they're gonna disintegrate you at dawn. 454 00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:49,359 You're crazy. You're lying again. Get outta here. I got work to do. 455 00:38:49,438 --> 00:38:52,202 Listen to a kid, it gives you nothing but trouble. 456 00:38:52,274 --> 00:38:54,265 Get back to your cell. 457 00:38:54,343 --> 00:38:55,776 Go on! 458 00:39:08,990 --> 00:39:11,788 Now,just because we're kids 459 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:14,454 Because we're sort of small 460 00:39:14,529 --> 00:39:18,795 Because we're closer to the ground 461 00:39:18,867 --> 00:39:23,463 And you are bigger pound by pound 462 00:39:23,538 --> 00:39:25,904 You have no right 463 00:39:25,974 --> 00:39:28,238 You have no right 464 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:32,804 To push and shove us little kids around 465 00:39:34,182 --> 00:39:36,742 Now,just because your throat 466 00:39:36,818 --> 00:39:39,378 Has got a deeper voice 467 00:39:39,454 --> 00:39:43,823 And lots of wind to blow it out 468 00:39:43,892 --> 00:39:48,591 At little kids who don't dare shout 469 00:39:48,663 --> 00:39:50,893 You have no right 470 00:39:50,966 --> 00:39:53,594 You have no right 471 00:39:53,668 --> 00:39:58,298 To boss and beat us little kids about 472 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:03,303 just because you've whiskers on your face to shave 473 00:40:03,378 --> 00:40:05,642 You treat us like a slave 474 00:40:05,714 --> 00:40:09,172 So what It's only hair 475 00:40:09,251 --> 00:40:12,812 just because you wear a wallet near your heart 476 00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:15,954 You think you're twice as smart 477 00:40:16,024 --> 00:40:19,619 You know that isn't fair 478 00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:23,490 But we'll grow up some day 479 00:40:23,565 --> 00:40:25,863 And when we do, I pray 480 00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:30,667 We won't just grow in size and sound 481 00:40:30,739 --> 00:40:35,733 And just be bigger pound by pound 482 00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:38,177 I'd hate to grow 483 00:40:38,246 --> 00:40:40,942 Like some I know 484 00:40:41,016 --> 00:40:42,677 Who push and shove 485 00:40:42,751 --> 00:40:47,984 Us little kids around 486 00:40:50,692 --> 00:40:51,954 Hey, kid! 487 00:40:52,027 --> 00:40:54,052 Hey, Bart, come here. 488 00:40:57,666 --> 00:40:59,793 Would it help if I said I was sorry? 489 00:40:59,868 --> 00:41:02,302 No, 'cause you're not a bit sorry. 490 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,808 Come here, Bart, over here. 491 00:41:08,443 --> 00:41:12,277 I just wanna get one thing straight- I didn't mean to push you around. 492 00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:15,407 I don't like anybody that pushes anybody around. 493 00:41:15,484 --> 00:41:17,418 Now, do you believe me? 494 00:41:17,486 --> 00:41:19,317 Well... 495 00:41:19,387 --> 00:41:20,820 maybe. 496 00:41:22,057 --> 00:41:24,491 Right now I don't like you very much. 497 00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:27,027 I'm a likable fellow when you get to know me. 498 00:41:27,095 --> 00:41:29,086 I'm not so sure anymore. 499 00:41:29,164 --> 00:41:31,132 Well, how can we be friends again? 500 00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:32,461 Well... 501 00:41:33,602 --> 00:41:35,729 you could take out those sinks. 502 00:41:35,804 --> 00:41:37,965 What good would that do? 503 00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:42,373 It would stop Terwilliker from opening this place, and my ma would be saved. 504 00:41:42,444 --> 00:41:45,072 I told you, I wouldn't worry about your ma. 505 00:41:45,146 --> 00:41:48,604 You wouldn't, but I would. 506 00:41:48,683 --> 00:41:50,617 Look, let's make sense, shall we? 507 00:41:50,685 --> 00:41:54,121 How can I start taking sinks out when I'm being paid to put sinks in? 508 00:41:54,189 --> 00:41:56,714 Time and a half overtime. That's a lot of money. 509 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:59,988 - How much are you being paid overtime? - Two thousand pastoolas. 510 00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:01,426 Two thousand what? 511 00:42:01,496 --> 00:42:05,694 Two thousand pastoolas. Dr. T. doesn't pay me in American money. 512 00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:08,395 He keeps that for himself. He pays me in pastoolas. 513 00:42:08,470 --> 00:42:10,233 What are pastoolas? 514 00:42:10,305 --> 00:42:12,865 The currency here is a little strange. 515 00:42:12,941 --> 00:42:15,205 First of all comes the drakmids. 516 00:42:15,277 --> 00:42:17,336 At the normal rate of exchange... 517 00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:21,246 there are 59 drakmids to one silver zlobek. 518 00:42:21,316 --> 00:42:22,578 Zlobek? 519 00:42:22,651 --> 00:42:25,245 Three silver zlobeks make one golden kratchmuk. 520 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,552 A pastoola normally is 44,000 kratchmuks. 521 00:42:29,624 --> 00:42:32,616 But these, they tell me, are not normal times, so- 522 00:42:32,694 --> 00:42:36,152 Pastoolas, kratchmuks. How much do you get American? 523 00:42:36,231 --> 00:42:39,792 Precisely 20 bucks. Show me a better job, and I'll take it. 524 00:42:39,868 --> 00:42:41,859 - You will? - Oh, sure, sure. 525 00:42:41,937 --> 00:42:45,395 - Will you take the sinks out for $30? - Oh, sure, sure. 526 00:42:45,473 --> 00:42:47,464 - Will you shake on that? - Oh, sure. 527 00:42:48,543 --> 00:42:52,138 - Mr. Zabladowski, you work for me now. - Okay, boss man. 528 00:42:52,213 --> 00:42:55,148 I'm gonna get you all the money you want. 529 00:42:56,217 --> 00:42:57,809 Wait, Bart! Come back! 530 00:42:57,886 --> 00:43:00,821 I was only kidding! I don't care anything about money! 531 00:48:19,340 --> 00:48:21,001 Mom! Mom! 532 00:49:05,219 --> 00:49:08,382 - I don't recollect your features, do I? - No. 533 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,729 - You a piccolo player? - No. 534 00:49:15,797 --> 00:49:18,322 - Trombone player? - No. 535 00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:22,995 - Violin player? - No. A piano player. 536 00:49:24,572 --> 00:49:26,506 Then you have no right in this particular dungeon. 537 00:49:26,574 --> 00:49:29,338 This is reserved exclusive for non-piano players. 538 00:49:29,410 --> 00:49:31,503 Non-piano players? 539 00:49:31,579 --> 00:49:33,706 For them what play all other instruments. 540 00:49:33,781 --> 00:49:35,942 One by one, Dr. Terwilliker catches them... 541 00:49:36,017 --> 00:49:37,985 brings them down here and locks them up. 542 00:49:38,052 --> 00:49:40,418 Pretty soon there will be no musicians left in this world... 543 00:49:40,488 --> 00:49:42,649 excepting for them what play the piano. 544 00:49:42,724 --> 00:49:44,817 I'm taking you back to Dr. Terwilliker. 545 00:56:32,133 --> 00:56:33,828 Attention, all guards! 546 00:56:33,901 --> 00:56:36,335 The number one boy is in the lower dungeons. 547 00:56:36,404 --> 00:56:38,565 Bring him in, dead or alive! 548 00:56:42,343 --> 00:56:44,038 Attention, all guards! 549 00:56:44,111 --> 00:56:46,579 The number one boy is in the lower dungeons! 550 00:56:46,647 --> 00:56:49,514 Bring him in, dead or alive! 551 00:57:11,138 --> 00:57:13,470 So, you didn't believe me. 552 00:57:13,541 --> 00:57:17,637 - Your life isn't worth a pastoola. - People should always believe in kids. 553 00:57:17,711 --> 00:57:20,145 - They should even believe their lies. - Now are you gonna help me? 554 00:57:20,214 --> 00:57:22,148 From here on in, partner, we're in this thing together. 555 00:57:24,251 --> 00:57:27,414 - You've welched out on me before. - But I give you my word of honor. 556 00:57:27,488 --> 00:57:30,924 I'm taking no chances. We're gonna seal this oath in blood. 557 00:57:30,991 --> 00:57:33,016 Won't that be a little messy? 558 00:57:33,093 --> 00:57:35,391 Oh, no, Bart, not after four years in the army. I don't have to- 559 00:57:35,463 --> 00:57:37,431 - Give me your thumb. - Ouch. 560 00:57:37,498 --> 00:57:40,160 - Doesn't really hurt. - It does so. 561 00:57:44,138 --> 00:57:46,402 Do you, Mr. Zabladowski, promise to be... 562 00:57:46,474 --> 00:57:49,966 - trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly? - I do. 563 00:57:50,044 --> 00:57:53,707 - Courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful? - I do. 564 00:57:53,781 --> 00:57:57,581 - Thrifty, brave, clean and reverent? - I do. 565 00:57:57,651 --> 00:57:59,846 Well, that's it, Pop. 566 00:58:02,289 --> 00:58:05,725 - "Pop"? - This makes you my old man. 567 00:58:05,793 --> 00:58:08,227 Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess it does at that. 568 00:58:08,295 --> 00:58:11,753 Then let's get going. We've got to save your wife. 569 00:58:11,832 --> 00:58:14,824 My "wife"? Oh, yeah. 570 00:58:14,902 --> 00:58:16,836 Yeah, my wife. Come on. 571 00:58:19,039 --> 00:58:21,166 Wait a second. There's a whole regiment of soldiers out there. 572 00:58:21,242 --> 00:58:23,642 - Any other way to get to headquarters? - There's one other way. 573 00:58:23,711 --> 00:58:25,645 Follow me. Come on. 574 00:58:27,047 --> 00:58:28,981 We might need this. 575 00:58:46,433 --> 00:58:49,027 Mom. Wake up. Wake up. 576 00:58:50,104 --> 00:58:51,537 Why, Bartholomew. 577 00:58:52,773 --> 00:58:54,764 Go away! Don't let him catch you! 578 00:58:54,842 --> 00:58:57,936 - Go home! - Don't worry. We're all going home! 579 00:58:58,012 --> 00:59:00,412 "All going home"? Who is this with you? 580 00:59:00,481 --> 00:59:04,577 August Zabladowski, your plumber and husband. Stand back. 581 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,865 - Thank you, dear August. - Thank you, my dear- 582 00:59:22,937 --> 00:59:25,428 - Say, what is her first name? - It's Eloise. 583 00:59:25,506 --> 00:59:27,531 Come on. There's no time for any mush stuff. 584 00:59:51,832 --> 00:59:54,926 We can't get out. The twins are at the end of the tunnel. 585 00:59:55,002 --> 00:59:59,302 The twins, huh? I'm getting sick and tired of being pushed around. 586 00:59:59,373 --> 01:00:03,207 - Get me a snort of that pickle juice. - You shouldn't drink it. It's dynamite. 587 01:00:03,277 --> 01:00:06,769 Go on. Get it. I'll show those Siamese hooligans. 588 01:00:06,847 --> 01:00:09,714 If they want to fight on skates, I'll fight 'em on skates. 589 01:00:20,628 --> 01:00:23,461 Here's to our future, if we have one. 590 01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:26,931 Now, now,just don't be too heroic, dear August. 591 01:01:56,356 --> 01:01:59,348 - August, you were magnificent! - We're a magnificent family. 592 01:01:59,426 --> 01:02:01,257 - Come on. Let's get out of here. - Yeah, Pop! 593 01:02:01,328 --> 01:02:03,728 We won, we won, we won! 594 01:02:03,797 --> 01:02:06,095 I, on the other hand... 595 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:09,567 am inclined to doubt that statement. 596 01:02:20,347 --> 01:02:22,781 You play a rather spirited game, Mr. Plumber... 597 01:02:22,850 --> 01:02:25,785 but the final score is the thing that counts. 598 01:02:25,853 --> 01:02:27,980 My side is still on top. 599 01:02:28,055 --> 01:02:31,286 Your side is on the bottom. 600 01:02:37,331 --> 01:02:39,595 Terwilliker Institute 601 01:02:40,801 --> 01:02:42,632 - Hooray for us - Hooray for us 602 01:02:42,703 --> 01:02:44,728 - Hurrah for us - Hurrah for us 603 01:02:44,805 --> 01:02:46,898 We're rough, we're tough we're on the ball 604 01:02:46,974 --> 01:02:48,805 We're gruesome one We're gruesome all 605 01:02:48,876 --> 01:02:50,741 Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us 606 01:02:50,811 --> 01:02:54,872 Hooray, we are victorious Victorious 607 01:02:56,049 --> 01:02:59,644 Now isn't that too glorious 608 01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,917 Our nasty team notorious 609 01:03:02,990 --> 01:03:06,357 Us gruesome, grimy, gory us 610 01:03:06,426 --> 01:03:09,953 Us stinkers are victorious 611 01:03:10,030 --> 01:03:12,191 We ain't too neat We ain't too bright 612 01:03:12,266 --> 01:03:14,200 But nevertheless we won tonight 613 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:16,099 Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us 614 01:03:16,170 --> 01:03:20,266 Hooray, we are victorious Victorious 615 01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:24,776 Terwilliker, we sing to thee 616 01:03:24,845 --> 01:03:27,643 Our cruel, black hearts we bring to thee 617 01:03:27,714 --> 01:03:31,309 For crime and slimy villainy 618 01:03:31,385 --> 01:03:35,116 Terwilliker Academy 619 01:03:35,189 --> 01:03:39,592 Oh, the walls are green with ivy down at Harvard 620 01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:43,858 And down at Princeton and old Purdue 621 01:03:43,931 --> 01:03:47,526 In old Purdue 622 01:03:47,601 --> 01:03:52,470 So what, they think they're smart with all their ivy 623 01:03:52,539 --> 01:03:57,306 Us at Terwilliker got ivy too 624 01:03:57,377 --> 01:04:01,404 Got ivy too 625 01:04:01,481 --> 01:04:04,109 Yeah, hail to thee our hallowed halls 626 01:04:04,184 --> 01:04:06,015 We got poison ivy walls 627 01:04:06,086 --> 01:04:08,054 Pooh on Harvard, Yale and such 628 01:04:08,121 --> 01:04:10,055 We got ivy they can't touch 629 01:04:10,123 --> 01:04:11,988 Poison-ivy-covered walls 630 01:04:12,059 --> 01:04:14,027 Hail to thee our hallowed halls 631 01:04:14,094 --> 01:04:16,392 Hallowed halls 632 01:04:16,463 --> 01:04:20,399 Terwilliker Thy name we praise 633 01:04:20,467 --> 01:04:23,766 We love thy foul and loathsome ways 634 01:04:23,837 --> 01:04:27,295 Thy crummy criminality 635 01:04:27,374 --> 01:04:31,242 Terwilliker Academy 636 01:04:31,311 --> 01:04:35,145 Alma mater Alma mater 637 01:04:35,215 --> 01:04:38,776 Never, ever could be greater 638 01:04:38,852 --> 01:04:42,583 Rotten as a bad tomater 639 01:04:42,656 --> 01:04:44,317 Alma mater 640 01:04:46,627 --> 01:04:48,618 We're rough, we're tough we're on the ball 641 01:04:48,695 --> 01:04:50,629 We're gruesome one We're gruesome all 642 01:04:50,697 --> 01:04:52,631 Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us 643 01:04:52,699 --> 01:04:55,964 Hooray, hooray 644 01:04:56,036 --> 01:05:00,473 We are victorious 645 01:05:14,054 --> 01:05:18,320 Alas, poor Judson. Alas, poor Whitney. 646 01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:20,360 I knew them. 647 01:05:20,427 --> 01:05:25,296 Fellows of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. 648 01:05:25,365 --> 01:05:27,993 My gorge rises at their fate! 649 01:05:28,068 --> 01:05:30,696 You shall be avenged! 650 01:05:31,772 --> 01:05:34,366 Tomorrow's opening concert... 651 01:05:34,441 --> 01:05:36,932 will be dedicated to your memory. 652 01:05:41,481 --> 01:05:45,076 And you will return to your lock-me-tight. 653 01:05:45,152 --> 01:05:49,521 You will remain there until I release you for the official grand opening. 654 01:05:49,589 --> 01:05:54,390 The work for the "happy finger" method must go on. 655 01:05:58,432 --> 01:06:03,233 And you, and you will follow me! 656 01:06:20,821 --> 01:06:24,188 Allow me to express my deepest appreciation, pal. 657 01:06:24,257 --> 01:06:27,522 Without your kind assistance, I never would have been here at all. 658 01:06:43,310 --> 01:06:44,743 Down, please. 659 01:06:47,981 --> 01:06:51,348 First floor dungeon 660 01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:57,579 Assorted simple tortures 661 01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:02,556 Molten lead, chopping blocks 662 01:07:02,629 --> 01:07:08,226 And hot, boiling oil 663 01:07:10,937 --> 01:07:14,964 Second floor dungeon 664 01:07:17,344 --> 01:07:21,075 jewelry department 665 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:26,511 Leg chains, ankle chains 666 01:07:26,586 --> 01:07:29,817 Neck chains, wrist chains 667 01:07:29,890 --> 01:07:32,085 Thumb screws and nooses 668 01:07:32,159 --> 01:07:37,597 Of the very finest rope 669 01:07:41,334 --> 01:07:44,462 Basement dungeon 670 01:07:47,674 --> 01:07:53,909 Everybody 671 01:07:53,980 --> 01:07:58,280 Out 672 01:08:05,926 --> 01:08:09,657 I'm sure you'll find this a most fascinating dungeon. 673 01:08:09,729 --> 01:08:13,631 That lovely rumbling sound is one of my favorite prisoners. 674 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:16,863 He was a bass drummer in an orchestra I conducted. Had a very bad habit. 675 01:08:16,937 --> 01:08:19,599 Do you know that part in Beethoven's Fifth Symphony... 676 01:08:19,673 --> 01:08:22,540 where the drummer is supposed to go boom-boom-boom-boom? 677 01:08:22,609 --> 01:08:26,045 This stupid lout always went boom-boom-boom-boom-a-boom. 678 01:08:26,113 --> 01:08:28,775 One extra boom, you know. He'll be here forever. 679 01:08:28,849 --> 01:08:31,181 You mean he has to keep beating that drum forever? 680 01:08:31,251 --> 01:08:33,742 Oh, that isn't the man I'm punishing. 681 01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:36,311 My man is inside the drum. 682 01:08:37,657 --> 01:08:41,957 Please, Dr. Terwilliker, let me out! 683 01:08:42,028 --> 01:08:43,962 Let me out! 684 01:08:44,898 --> 01:08:47,560 And I'm sure you're eager to get settled in your cage. 685 01:08:47,634 --> 01:08:51,126 Now, let me see, where do we have a vacancy? 686 01:08:51,204 --> 01:08:53,229 How about apartment 22-j? 687 01:08:53,306 --> 01:08:56,298 A capital suggestion, Stroogo! 688 01:08:56,376 --> 01:08:59,072 One of our finest. 689 01:09:05,218 --> 01:09:08,016 - In there? - I'm sure you'll find it very cozy. 690 01:09:08,088 --> 01:09:11,148 There was nary a complaint from our last five tenants. 691 01:09:13,260 --> 01:09:16,058 Now then, farewell, Mr. Plumber. 692 01:09:16,129 --> 01:09:18,825 Our paths will never cross again. 693 01:09:18,899 --> 01:09:22,027 But as for you, young man, every morning at dawn... 694 01:09:22,102 --> 01:09:25,936 you will be dragged upstairs to my piano! 695 01:09:26,006 --> 01:09:30,272 But the other children must be arriving. I must hurry and dress. 696 01:09:30,343 --> 01:09:34,109 Are you prepared? Let me see your fingers! 697 01:09:34,181 --> 01:09:36,581 Are they limber? Are they happy? 698 01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:39,744 Ten little dancing maidens dancing, oh, so fine 699 01:09:39,819 --> 01:09:42,583 Ten happy fingers and they're mine, all mine 700 01:09:42,656 --> 01:09:45,420 They're mine, they're mine Now, isn't that just fine 701 01:09:45,492 --> 01:09:47,722 Not three, not five Not seven nor not nine 702 01:09:47,794 --> 01:09:50,194 I'm sorry I got you into this, Pop. 703 01:09:51,464 --> 01:09:54,592 It's not, quite frankly, a wholesome situation. 704 01:09:56,203 --> 01:09:58,637 I'm under the impression that a number of frogs, toads... 705 01:09:58,705 --> 01:10:01,333 and possibly dinosaurs have died... 706 01:10:01,408 --> 01:10:04,866 and lie unburied in our immediate vicinity. 707 01:10:04,945 --> 01:10:08,847 Fortunately, though, I do have my bottle of Air Fix. 708 01:10:13,820 --> 01:10:15,253 It does smell better. 709 01:10:16,990 --> 01:10:20,289 - How does that thing work? - It's a simple, scientific principle. 710 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:23,454 Say, for instance, an obnoxious odor is lurking there. 711 01:10:23,530 --> 01:10:25,361 I raise the cork from my bottle... 712 01:10:25,432 --> 01:10:27,798 a tiny, invisible hand reaches up from the bottle... 713 01:10:27,867 --> 01:10:31,462 it pounces, smell's in the bottle and nobody smells it. 714 01:10:31,538 --> 01:10:35,201 Say, maybe something like this is the answer. 715 01:10:35,275 --> 01:10:37,470 - Answer to what? - The whole piano racket. 716 01:10:37,544 --> 01:10:41,537 This bottle is a smell fix. What we need is a music fix. 717 01:10:41,615 --> 01:10:44,311 Music in the air- 718 01:10:44,384 --> 01:10:46,614 No more music. Nobody hears it. 719 01:10:46,686 --> 01:10:49,314 If I could hide a music fix next to that piano... 720 01:10:49,389 --> 01:10:51,482 then when those 500 kids start playing- 721 01:10:51,558 --> 01:10:53,492 Yeah, yeah. All the music goes into the bottle. 722 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,994 Yeah, and if Terwilliker's piano can't make music... 723 01:10:56,062 --> 01:10:58,030 that wrecks his racket, and we'd all be free. 724 01:10:58,098 --> 01:11:00,032 Oh, splendid. Splendid. 725 01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:03,092 It's our only chance. We'll have to make one. 726 01:11:03,169 --> 01:11:04,830 - Oh, sure, sure. - Sure. 727 01:11:04,904 --> 01:11:06,872 We've got this bottle to start with. 728 01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:09,272 Just pour the smell-catching gookum out... 729 01:11:09,342 --> 01:11:12,140 and put some music-catching machinery in. 730 01:11:12,212 --> 01:11:15,010 That's ridiculous. I have no scientific paraphernalia. 731 01:11:15,081 --> 01:11:17,982 We'll just have to use the stuff we've got. 732 01:11:19,252 --> 01:11:21,015 I got plenty of stuff- 733 01:11:21,087 --> 01:11:23,783 string, a washer, radio crystal... 734 01:11:23,857 --> 01:11:25,950 a chain, a ring, a peanut... 735 01:11:26,793 --> 01:11:29,284 - a top- - Oh, Bart, please. 736 01:11:29,362 --> 01:11:31,956 It's gotta work. It's just gotta! 737 01:11:58,091 --> 01:12:00,753 Bubble gum, Ping-Pong ball,jackknife... 738 01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:03,523 buttons, yo-yo, checkers... 739 01:12:03,596 --> 01:12:05,655 top, whistle... 740 01:12:05,732 --> 01:12:07,666 buckle, marble. 741 01:12:07,734 --> 01:12:09,167 That ought to do it. 742 01:12:09,235 --> 01:12:12,830 To make a music fix out of this may take a bit of time. 743 01:12:26,786 --> 01:12:28,879 Come on. Let's see what we've got. 744 01:12:43,570 --> 01:12:45,435 Testing, one, two, three, four. 745 01:12:46,806 --> 01:12:48,239 Testing. 746 01:12:49,976 --> 01:12:52,968 We gotta keep tryin'! We gotta keep tryin'! 747 01:13:32,185 --> 01:13:33,447 Hey! 748 01:13:45,832 --> 01:13:47,265 Wow. 749 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,814 Testing, one, two, three, four. 750 01:14:04,584 --> 01:14:06,347 Testing. 751 01:14:06,419 --> 01:14:09,047 It's no use, Bart. What we need is some sound equipment. 752 01:14:11,424 --> 01:14:13,619 Say, how about his hearing aid? 753 01:14:13,693 --> 01:14:15,661 It brings noises into his ear. 754 01:14:15,728 --> 01:14:19,289 Why couldn't it bring noises into our bottle? 755 01:14:42,021 --> 01:14:46,424 Bring up the prisoner Bartholomew Collins. 756 01:14:46,493 --> 01:14:48,051 - On the double, sir! - Hurry up! 757 01:14:48,127 --> 01:14:51,460 Hurry up! Hurry up! Does it work? 758 01:14:51,531 --> 01:14:54,159 - Does it work? - Wait a second. I'll try it. 759 01:15:00,406 --> 01:15:02,533 It works! It works! 760 01:15:02,609 --> 01:15:06,067 Boy, oh, boy! Am I gonna put that big piano on the fritz! 761 01:15:06,145 --> 01:15:08,113 Listen, Bart, there's something I've got to tell you. 762 01:15:08,181 --> 01:15:10,741 I never made one of these before and the stuff that I put in there... 763 01:15:10,817 --> 01:15:13,149 well, it's a kind of a revolutionary principle. 764 01:15:13,219 --> 01:15:16,985 It might be dangerous. It might even be atomic. 765 01:15:17,924 --> 01:15:20,188 Atomic? Might blow up? 766 01:15:20,260 --> 01:15:23,229 If it starts smoking, you get away from it fast! 767 01:15:31,771 --> 01:15:34,569 Come on, Paderewski. It's time. 768 01:15:40,947 --> 01:15:43,848 - Name, please? -johnny Hall. 769 01:15:43,917 --> 01:15:46,784 One hundred forty-two. 770 01:15:46,853 --> 01:15:49,378 - Name, please? - Phil Cook. 771 01:15:49,455 --> 01:15:51,650 Two hundred. 772 01:16:28,761 --> 01:16:31,321 Keep those boys moving. Get that line going. 773 01:16:31,397 --> 01:16:34,457 - Name, please? -Jones. Johnny Jones. 774 01:16:34,534 --> 01:16:37,230 Seat number 147. Name, please? 775 01:16:37,303 --> 01:16:39,828 Smith. Sammy Smith. 776 01:16:39,906 --> 01:16:41,931 Seat number 409. 777 01:16:42,008 --> 01:16:44,442 - Here's the number one boy. - Name, please? 778 01:16:44,510 --> 01:16:47,206 Collins. Bart Collins. 779 01:16:48,948 --> 01:16:50,882 I must have- 780 01:16:52,218 --> 01:16:55,016 I must have seen you somewhere before. 781 01:16:56,723 --> 01:16:59,351 - Seat number one. - Thank you, Mother. 782 01:17:05,999 --> 01:17:09,059 - Name, please? -Jim Tierney. 783 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:40,225 Attention! Attention everyone in the Terwilliker Institute! 784 01:17:41,401 --> 01:17:44,131 Down below me, joyful and eager... 785 01:17:44,203 --> 01:17:48,367 my students are awaiting our date with destiny. 786 01:17:48,441 --> 01:17:51,467 They will not fail, for I shall not fail. 787 01:18:01,888 --> 01:18:04,254 Come on and dress me dress me, dress me 788 01:18:04,323 --> 01:18:06,257 In my finest array 789 01:18:06,325 --> 01:18:08,122 'Cause just in case you haven't heard 790 01:18:08,194 --> 01:18:10,253 Today is do-me-do day 791 01:18:10,329 --> 01:18:14,425 Dress me in my silver garters Dress me in my diamond studs 792 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,266 'Cause I'm going do-me-doing in my do-me-do duds 793 01:18:21,908 --> 01:18:25,935 I want my undulating undies with the marabou frills 794 01:18:26,012 --> 01:18:29,846 I want my beautiful bolero with the porcupine quills 795 01:18:29,916 --> 01:18:34,080 I want my purple nylon girdle with the orange blossom buds 796 01:18:34,153 --> 01:18:37,953 'Cause I'm going do-me-doing in my do-me-do duds 797 01:18:41,828 --> 01:18:43,955 Come on and dress me dress me, dress me 798 01:18:44,030 --> 01:18:45,964 In my peekaboo blouse 799 01:18:46,032 --> 01:18:49,695 With the lovely interlining made of Chesapeake mouse 800 01:18:49,769 --> 01:18:53,830 I want my polka-dotted dickey with the crinoline fringe 801 01:18:53,906 --> 01:18:57,967 For I'm going do-me-doing on a do-me-do binge 802 01:18:59,612 --> 01:19:03,639 I want my lavender spats and in addition to them 803 01:19:03,716 --> 01:19:07,584 I want my honey-colored gusset with the herringbone hem 804 01:19:07,653 --> 01:19:11,714 I want my softest little jacket made of watermelon suede 805 01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:15,386 And my long, persimmon placket with the platinum braid 806 01:19:15,461 --> 01:19:19,329 I want my leg-of-mutton sleeves and in addition to those 807 01:19:19,398 --> 01:19:23,300 I want my cutie chamois booties with the leopard skin bows 808 01:19:23,369 --> 01:19:27,328 I want my pink-brocaded bodice with the fluffy, fuzzy ruffs 809 01:19:27,406 --> 01:19:31,240 And my gorgeous bright blue bloomers with the monkey feather cuffs 810 01:19:31,310 --> 01:19:35,041 I want my organdie snood and in addition to that 811 01:19:35,114 --> 01:19:39,141 I want my chiffon Mother Hubbard lined with Hudson Bay rat 812 01:19:39,218 --> 01:19:41,152 Dress me up from top to bottom 813 01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:43,188 Dress me up from tip to toe 814 01:19:43,256 --> 01:19:47,522 Dress me up in silken spinach for today is do-me-do 815 01:19:47,593 --> 01:19:52,292 Do-me-do day Do-me-do day 816 01:19:52,365 --> 01:19:58,235 So come and dress me in the blossoms of a million pink trees 817 01:19:58,304 --> 01:20:02,434 Come on and dress me up in liverwurst and Camembert cheese 818 01:20:02,508 --> 01:20:04,942 Come on and dress me up in pretzels 819 01:20:05,011 --> 01:20:09,072 Dress me up in bock beer suds 820 01:20:09,148 --> 01:20:13,312 - 'Cause he's going - 'Cause I'm going 821 01:20:13,386 --> 01:20:17,789 Do-me-doing 822 01:20:17,857 --> 01:20:19,882 -In my do-oh-oh-oh -In his do-oh-oh-oh 823 01:20:19,959 --> 01:20:22,120 Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh 824 01:20:22,195 --> 01:20:26,063 Me-do duds 825 01:20:31,938 --> 01:20:34,839 Boys, please, may I have your attention? 826 01:20:36,843 --> 01:20:39,539 Dear boys, I give you... 827 01:20:39,612 --> 01:20:44,208 your lovable leader, Dr. Terwilliker! 828 01:21:03,769 --> 01:21:08,365 This is my day! 829 01:21:08,441 --> 01:21:11,740 Five thousand little fingers... 830 01:21:11,811 --> 01:21:15,770 all playing together on my piano! 831 01:21:15,848 --> 01:21:20,308 Every finger obedient to the whim of me, the master! 832 01:21:20,386 --> 01:21:23,048 Every infinitesimal... 833 01:21:23,122 --> 01:21:25,488 microscopic piece of living tissue... 834 01:21:25,558 --> 01:21:27,958 on those 5,000 little fingers... 835 01:21:28,027 --> 01:21:31,519 cringing and trembling and groveling before me! 836 01:21:31,597 --> 01:21:34,657 Before me, Dr. Terwilliker... 837 01:21:34,734 --> 01:21:38,033 as I raise my baton! 838 01:21:38,104 --> 01:21:39,628 We shall play. 839 01:21:39,705 --> 01:21:41,832 Raise hands! 840 01:21:45,511 --> 01:21:50,244 We shall play the most beautiful piece ever written. 841 01:21:50,316 --> 01:21:54,116 I wrote it. "Ten Happy Fingers." 842 01:21:54,921 --> 01:21:56,411 Ready now? 843 01:21:56,689 --> 01:21:59,852 A-one and a-two and a-three and a-play! 844 01:22:00,059 --> 01:22:03,324 And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! 845 01:22:09,835 --> 01:22:12,201 What in blazes is going on here? 846 01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:15,371 All right. Raise hands. 847 01:22:17,276 --> 01:22:18,641 Ready now? 848 01:22:18,711 --> 01:22:22,238 A-one and a-two and a-three and a-play! 849 01:22:22,315 --> 01:22:25,546 And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! 850 01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:31,618 The idiotic, cockeyed flumdummery! 851 01:22:31,691 --> 01:22:34,683 Cockeyed flumdummery! Cockeyed flumdummery! 852 01:22:35,661 --> 01:22:37,788 Don't stand there like a ruddy monolith! 853 01:22:37,863 --> 01:22:41,060 Monolith! Monolith! Monolith! Monolith! 854 01:22:42,702 --> 01:22:46,399 - You, you, you, you! - You,you,you,you! 855 01:22:46,472 --> 01:22:49,532 - You lunkheads! - You lunkheads! You lunkheads! 856 01:22:59,652 --> 01:23:01,119 What's that? 857 01:23:01,187 --> 01:23:04,384 - What's that you've got there, Collins? - You're finished! 858 01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:07,392 You're washed up! You can't make us play a note! 859 01:23:07,460 --> 01:23:09,485 I can't, can't I? 860 01:23:09,562 --> 01:23:12,497 Can't I? Can't I? Can't I? Can't I? 861 01:23:14,100 --> 01:23:18,332 No ridiculous, little, half-pint pipsqueak can dare twit Dr. Terwilliker! 862 01:23:18,404 --> 01:23:20,702 Dr. Terwilliker! Dr. Terwilliker! 863 01:23:20,773 --> 01:23:22,331 The founder of Terwilliker Institute! 864 01:23:22,408 --> 01:23:25,775 - Terwilliker Institute! - Five hundred boy piano! 865 01:23:25,845 --> 01:23:29,941 Boy piano! Boy piano! Boy piano! Boy piano! 866 01:23:30,016 --> 01:23:34,453 Whatever that inexplicable phenomenon in your hand may be... 867 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,683 you hand over that inexplicable phenomenon to me! 868 01:23:40,926 --> 01:23:44,692 If you come any closer, I'll blow you to smithereens! 869 01:23:44,764 --> 01:23:48,359 - Is it- Is it atomic? - Yes, sir. 870 01:23:48,434 --> 01:23:51,631 - Very atomic! - Atomic? 871 01:23:54,473 --> 01:23:56,168 Take it away! Take it away! 872 01:23:56,242 --> 01:23:58,642 - Will you free my mother? - Free his mother! 873 01:23:58,711 --> 01:24:01,179 - Will you free my father? - Free his father! 874 01:24:01,247 --> 01:24:03,374 - Will you free us kids? - Yes! 875 01:24:03,449 --> 01:24:06,976 All 500 of you can go free! Everybody! 876 01:24:07,053 --> 01:24:11,217 Lock him up in the dungeon forever! 877 01:24:22,668 --> 01:24:25,432 Hey, kids! Kids! 878 01:24:25,504 --> 01:24:30,305 We will now play the most beautiful piece ever written. Shall we? 879 01:24:39,652 --> 01:24:40,914 Ready now! 880 01:24:40,986 --> 01:24:44,683 One and a-two and a-three and a-play! 881 01:25:23,195 --> 01:25:27,655 Hey, scram, everybody! I think she's gonna blow! 882 01:25:55,528 --> 01:25:58,053 No, no! No, no! 883 01:26:09,241 --> 01:26:12,005 No, no! No! 884 01:26:19,018 --> 01:26:20,315 Hey, Bart. 885 01:26:20,386 --> 01:26:22,377 Bart, snap out of it. Wake up. 886 01:26:22,454 --> 01:26:24,183 What's the matter with you? 887 01:26:24,256 --> 01:26:26,884 The bomb! The bomb! Are you all right? 888 01:26:26,959 --> 01:26:29,120 Bomb? What bomb? 889 01:26:31,664 --> 01:26:33,689 Holy gosh, I must have doped off, Pop. 890 01:26:35,234 --> 01:26:39,432 - "Pop"? - I mean Mr. Zabladowski. 891 01:26:39,505 --> 01:26:42,497 - Did you hurt your thumb? - Sure, when you hurt yours. 892 01:26:42,575 --> 01:26:45,339 Me? Oh, I never- 893 01:26:45,411 --> 01:26:49,677 - I'll be darned. How'd that happen? - Don't you remember anything? 894 01:26:49,748 --> 01:26:52,182 I remember one thing. You better get back to practicing. 895 01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:57,045 Gee, Ma, you sure look pretty. 896 01:26:57,122 --> 01:26:59,522 Doesn't she, Mr. Zabladowski? 897 01:27:09,635 --> 01:27:11,569 I have some shopping downtown. 898 01:27:11,637 --> 01:27:14,936 - Would you mind dropping me? - I'd be happy to, Mrs. Collins. 899 01:27:16,909 --> 01:27:21,539 - You know, I got a feeling I- - Yeah, me too. 900 01:27:23,382 --> 01:27:26,044 Hey, how'd you like to go fishing with me this weekend, Bart? 901 01:27:26,118 --> 01:27:29,986 - For big-mouth bass? - Sure, if it's okay with your ma. 902 01:27:30,055 --> 01:27:32,546 - You got a deal. - Yeah, but get back to practicing... 903 01:27:32,625 --> 01:27:34,752 so she won't get sore when I ask her if you can go. 904 01:27:34,827 --> 01:27:38,228 - Okay. And I'll bring the penicillin. - Penicillin? 905 01:27:38,297 --> 01:27:42,165 - No, we're gonna fish with worms. - I'll bring it,just in case. 906 01:27:42,234 --> 01:27:45,465 - I'm ready, Mr. Zabladowski. - Coming, Mrs. Collins. 907 01:27:47,906 --> 01:27:49,840 - So long, partner. - So long. 908 01:27:49,908 --> 01:27:51,341 Penicillin. 909 01:27:58,717 --> 01:28:02,084 Sporty boy! Hiya, Sport.